56 Of The Best Jokes From Last Night’s Presidential Debate

Does anyone want to hang out this weekend to do transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison this weekend my mom said I can bring a friend

— bailey (@baytato) September 11, 2024

as funny as this is at times. i also just feel so sick to my stomach knowing that so many people are watching this hearing everything trump is saying and thinking yassss <3 he’s so smart <3 we need him <3

— jen (@newyorknoshoes) September 11, 2024

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying “thank you, but nobody is eating dogs”

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) September 11, 2024

Low key funniest moment was when trump tried to bring up the assassination attempt and David Muir told him to move on

— undecided voter in swing state (@lib_crusher) September 11, 2024

“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born” shouldn’t be the flex that it is but we live in hell so

— Chris Murphy (@christress) September 11, 2024

A Day in the Life of an Immigrant, According to Donald Trump:

– wake up in jail
– get your transgender operation
– for breakfast, dog
– take over Seattle
– for dinner, cat

— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 11, 2024

This nigga trump said “they eating dogs” then they told him it’s not true then he said “well i saw it on tv” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u can’t make this shit up #Debate2024

— lil duval (@lilduval) September 11, 2024

There’s a woman at the bar who is cheering the debate at unpredictable intervals and I was completely unable to figure out her politics until we realized she’s playing bingo

— 🇵🇸 timothy 🍉 faust (@crulge) September 11, 2024